User:Yageman

My uzerbux0r

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My languagez

gb-5Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.

Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.

sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

cñ	This user can, like, make usap-usap in coñospeak like a katutubo! Like, I know, right? OMG!

spa-5Este user le speaka el Spanglish like un nativo.

es-
spa-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español castellano.

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ASCIIThis user understands ASCII.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

AIM-3Sweeet!!!!! LOL, Dis user has an advanced understanding of da AOL IM lingoz! Rok on!!!! :D

Mai progaming

C-NThis user has written C compilers, or tweaked C runtime libraries in Assembly language.

Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.

AdaThis user can program in Ada.

hsThis user can program in Haskell.

Lisp(lambda (user)
    (setf (lisp-p user) t))

PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.

bashThis user can program in Bash.

LaTeXThis user can typeset using LaTeX.

mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.

reThis user writes regular expressions.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

UBX(){   UBX(); }

This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion!

prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.

Mai animolz

This user's favourite animal is the raven.

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†WP:UA

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

Mai vidiogamez

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user thinks the Sega Master System is superior to the NES.

An Adventurer is this User.

Mai intereztz

This user is car-free.^‡

This user likes all of the colors.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

This user loves to read.

This user collects computer CPUs.

This user is a skeptic.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user enjoys reading hard science fiction

This user reads postcyberpunk science fiction

OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

Big Brother is watching this user.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

LynchThis user is a fan of David Lynch's films.

This user knows that Terry Gilliam
is enfant terrible, le grand auteur, and python magnifique. ^†

This user's looking at you, kid.

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

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LH
ǀThis user knows that Dick Laurent is dead.

John G.This user remembers Sammy Jankis.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

VThis user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

DDThey made this user do it.

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.

らんま½This user likes Ranma Saotome.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards.

Computing und intarnutz

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is against DRM.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber.

goon	This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

/.This user has a Slashdot account.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

OWNThis user uses an email account with their own domain name.

This user has their display resolution set to 1024×768.

5.1

This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.

This user uses an AMD processor

nThis user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.

This user built their own PC.

This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.

ADSLThis user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

F00dz0r

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is a chocoholic.

This user loves pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user worships Mexican gastronomy and gladly eats some chili con carne with his Corona.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user bleeds
   TABASCO pepper sauce   .

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves oranges.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.

This user likes
muesli.

This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec.

This user loves döner kebab.

This user prefers white chocolate

This user drinks orange juice.

This user enjoys drinking Kava. ^†

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks coffee.

This user loves espresso.

This user drinks cappuccino.

This user does drugs.

This user drinks green tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

EGYThis user enjoys energy drinks.

CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.

C₂H₅OH-2This user drinks occasionally.

This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

This user loves
Thai cuisine.

Gamez

This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 72 hours.

This user enjoys chess.

This user plays Diplomacy.

This user is a Go player.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

Numbahs

This user is an advanced mathematician.

λThis user is fluent in Lambda calculus.

$\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}$This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too!$\prod _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}$

This user prefers the metric system.

8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.

This user is a Kolmogorov enthusiast.

This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

ζ(s)This user believes Riemann was right.

Muzyk

This user does not know any
music theory.

This user plays harp. No, not the kind angels play.

ocaThis user plays the ocarina.

This user listens to World Music.

cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys smooth jazz.

This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.

ॐThis user listens to Goa and psytrance.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user listens to industrial.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys blues-rock.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user is tired of reggaetón.

IDMThis user enjoys braindance.

This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

This user is an audiophile.

NIИ  This user is closer to God.

TD	This user is a rider on the storm.

  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

BOCThis user is Under the Coke Sign.

Sciens

This user is a software engineer.

This user believes in
Fractal Universe

This user's favourite subject is Botany.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user enjoys studying fractals.

This user is interested in Pharmacology.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user loves rainy days.

Softwear

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

irssiThis user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.

F@HThis user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

This user entrusts the management of relational data to PostgreSQL.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user sits safely behind an OpenBSD firewall.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

This user contributes using Vim.

Sportz

This user plays ping pong.

This user is a fan of Boxing.

This user can deliver a TKO.

This user is a bicyclist.

This user is a karateka.

Politicz

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user supports the
globalization movement.

This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is not drug-free.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

	This user supports a Free Tibet

This user supports a free Burma.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.^‡

This user supported Ron Paul for President in 2008.

This user is against communism.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

Rlygion

This user follows Shamanism.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user is interested in Jainism.

This user is Pantheist and Daoist.

This user's spiritual beliefs are complex and personal.

This user accepts all Religious and Scientific claims as viable forms of explaining the Universe, but just thinks they are at different levels of Understanding

Drugz

This user is endlessly chasing the dragon.

Wikipidia

This user has been on Wikipedia for 0 days.

1+This user has made more than 1 contribution to Wikipedia.

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

Wikipedia:Babel

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

esEste usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.

pt-1Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.

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